I don't want ya'll to miss out, but I done moved my blog over to wordpress.  Lets all head over there and mock the hell out of some people.  Don't miss the Top Five Films that Should Have Never Been Made!

King George bursts into song to practice speaking.  Camptown Races is fine, Swanee River is fine, but Once Upon a Dream was not written until 1959, for Disney's Sleeping Beauty.

Iris rates this film: Just Okay

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Okay, that isn't fair, to seem to dismiss a film for a single anachronism.  I'm not changing my rating, but I do have actual ( Read more... )

 Alright I work at this shave ice place in Hawaii and we offer a strawberry-coconut flavor called Tiger's Blood, which is popular because people think it sounds cool or whatever.  Apparently some dumb guy from some stupid sitcom made an idiotic remark a long ass time ago that was widely reported in the moronic tabloids, and now when people come up ( Read more... )

Time to get my life in order!  Not that I have any delusions about the potential for success in this endeavor.  Paul has announced his intent to discontinue his lease on the shave ice place when it expires at the end of the summer.  Now, he has said this before on several occasions, but this time I believe him, probably because it is more ( Read more... )

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Just so you know, if you go under a desk or table during a severe earthquake, a falling ceiling can crush the table with you beneath it, so don't believe what you see on TV.  The safest place to go is beside some solid object, such as a sofa, bed, freezer, etc.  Falling objects will hit this at an angle, creating a safe triangular pocket where you ( Read more... )

I went to see that stupid Adam Sandler movie last night, AND MY BLURRY FACE IS IN IT, YOU GUYS!  My friend and I made it as far as that scene, and then we got the hell out of there because frankly it was terrible, and we were too drunk to follow an Adam Sandler movie, which really is saying something.

Holy Hell, I am so glad to be back on Maui you would not even believe it.  First of all...i washed my clothes.  Let me tell you a little something about my parents place in NJ, and it isn't pretty.  For some reason, the road the house is situated on is considered private, which means solely that the county won't plow it or maintain it in any way.  ( Read more... )

Hooray, flight is booked!  I'll be in NJ from the 16th to Jan. 6th ( Read more... )

I made up for seeing one good movie by watching Sex and the City 2, which just about counterbalances every good film ever made with its sheer suckitude.  I did not pick this movie out, before you blame me for wasting a dollar on what promised beyond doubt to be one of the worst films ever produced.  However, unlike most bad films, which I simply ( Read more... )