I don't have much to say really, just didn't want to be idle for too long.

I believe it is a fact that if you never go to sleep, you are not responsible for schoolwork you miss the next day. I have also noticed that of late my jokes have been entirely comprised of non-sequitors without setups, meaning they are just random things. So whatever.

Dudes, understand and appreciate the fact that it's March, even though it's probably the least significant month of all others remaining. April-colleges, May-AP's/essential end of school, June-Graduation and whatnot. So yeah ( Read more... )

Wait, there's work I don't want to do, no way! Speaking of no way, I saw Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, that movie was awesome. Today during our 6th free Schanback was asking me to go over how much TV I watched yesterday, and it ended up being like six hours or so, and I thought it was a pretty weak day. Weekend days when I don't go outside ( Read more... )

In a bad way, that is (like yelling and whatnot). Why can't NBC show things live at 3 am or whatever and then show the taped shows again in primetime? Who would be against this? Are there really so many people who won't watch a show if it's not the first time it's airing? They could at least do it as a favor to the insomniacs. They could even ( Read more... )

Wow, today was a sandwich with pretty good bread but like ultimate suckiness filled in between. Well, that's not entirely true, because when I got to school I was so dizzy that it somewhat ruined classes before lunch. But in Logic and Comp, everyone liked the McSweeney's spoof of the Elements of Style, so that was good. And then, when it looked ( Read more... )

Oh man, I forgot how much racquetball is the greatest game of all time (Major tangent: Not the greatest game ever played, that would be that lame golf movie that my grandma recommended that I am never going to see. My grandma always recommends bad movies, like Legally Blonde, and she also unrecommends movies that are less bad, like EdTV, although ( Read more... )

I really should celebrate my half birthday like my real birthday, or even tell people that today is my real birthday, because it's so lame that it's been many years since I've had a birthday party with like more than one friend (except at camp, which was probably my best birthday in years). Usually I forget my half-birthday until it already passes ( Read more... )

Brick monologue...hopefully I don't totally fuck up like last year. I have it down to two that I will memorize and probably try out on people to see which they like best, the Seinfeld dialogue between Jerry and the car rental lady about reservations with a mini-monologue at the end (which I like because it involves me doing my best Mrs. ( Read more... )

Does anyone else realize that we (seniors) totally got screwed out of our semester break this year. Especially if they go back to the old way next year and we are the only ones who didn't get a full week to do whatever. But I haven't gotten much sleep lately so I'll keep this entry brief ( Read more... )