recently i've been taking the dog for a walk in the morning. not by choice ( Read more... )

im going to start a pyramid scheme. you can get in on it if you want ( Read more... )

I was bored during a class today and so had decided to leave by the time the lecturer came. When he arrived I went up to him and said I was sorry but I wasn't able to stay for class. I tried to look as much like I was in a hurry as possible ( Read more... )

i love that the logies had jessica alba and michael weatherly. they were once engaged. how awkward

i think sometimes i forget how little i have going on ( Read more... )

i don't know at what point subtle satire can be called the real thing ( Read more... )

last week i went on my annual camping trip ( Read more... )

i dont know why but i've had a general feeling of optimism for the last 3 or 4 months ( Read more... )

i am the leader of the free-world

........see just because i say i am doesn't mean that i am

i think in public im prone to thinking people are more attractive than they actually are.
frequently i feel intimidated that there are lots of pretty people around. it just seems though that at closer inspection they just aren't as good looking as i first thought
phew