I am in some serious need of a good video game. As of right now I do not have a working Playstation 2 so thats out of the question. I do believe Julia is getting one for me for my birthday which is in two weeks so I can wait to pick up some good titles for that. Which there are many. What I really need is a good title for the DS. The gameboy ( Read more... )

B4I4QURU 18Something one of the doctors we deal with on a daily basis wrote on the wall in the hallway. Redonkulous. I was trying to draw a grim reaper on the wall and he asked for my pencil. ::reminder to self:: Never let over the hill scary horny toad doctors touch your pencil, and by pencil I mean wooden stick with lead in the center ( Read more... )

I'm going to see the fucking Aquabats tonight!!!!


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I wrote a nice long dedication to my ex-girlfriend/now my current second girlfriend on myspace yesterday. It was all about leaving her and coming back and blah blah blah. I just wanted to come on here and say..........

I'm back bitches!!!!!!

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I just found someone online. Just the very sight of this person makes me want to barf.
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Last night I had my girlfriend on my back, and Gordo curled up to my stomach. It was adorable. Plus, PUSSY AS FAR AS THE EYE COULD SEE ( Read more... )

Partial Solace tagged me a long time ago and I failed to notice ( Read more... )

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So everyone knows that the moon landing was fake. Right? right? Ok maybe not, of course there are skeptics. I really dont care because I am a pot head(well not at the moment)pacifist and until they can get me there for a day trip so I can jump around things will stay that way. What with the gravity being about 1/6th of the earths, and me being ( Read more... )

What up crackers? Just so you know, dimes is slang for hot chicks ( Read more... )