In the last eighteen hours I've learned....

[ialwayshadasoul]

1. That I really must be androgynous, because my face barely changed, despite the fact I sprouted an AWESOME pair of breasts and lost my dick.

2. I miss my dick, but the breasts are incredibly awesome and are totally worth it, temporary as it all is.

Edit: 2b. Bras are even more confusing when they're on yourself. Thanks for the lender, Harmony

Comments

[ihaveasoul]

......

[ialwayshadasoul]

iT'S TRUE!

[ihaveasoul]

...

This is very unnerving.

[ialwayshadasoul]

This is very awesome you mean.

[happybeinggreen]

No, that's okay.

Sometimes, I really wish I could see these disasters coming a bit more often.

[ialwayshadasoul]

Figured it might be.

Yeah, me too - my clothes really aren't too well fitting now, and Harmony's... well. yeah.

[happybeinggreen]

Well, I'm sure one of the waitresses can lend you something.

[ialwayshadasoul]

Now... there's a thought....

[eyesocketparty]

MY BOYFRIEND HAS BREASTS!! :DDDDD

[ialwayshadasoul]

XD

[eyesocketparty]

They're squishy.

[ialwayshadasoul]

XD

[wicca_w0man]

^_^

[ialwayshadasoul]

SEE?! Nobody believes me - they tried to kick me out of the Cute Boys, Dammit club!

...I wonder if I can make a deal with that multi-fandom library so I can have a pair whenever I want them.....

[wicca_w0man]

Seriously? Well, that's not right, you could TOTALLY pass for a girl, and I consider myself an expert on such matters.

I think you'll give your dad an aneurism.

[ialwayshadasoul]

I know, I've cross-dressed enough times without any hassle.

Can you give a dead body an aneurysm? That'd be kinda funny, actually.

[read_you_out]

...

O.o

[ialwayshadasoul]

!!! Don't watch the videos, Meggieman

[read_you_out]

Yeah.
Wasn't going to.

...

[ialwayshadasoul]

Good. Because you're too young to watch that kind of thing in a body that isn't your proper gender. Something'll happen that might scare you.