I've been seeing a lot of baby on board signs on cars recently, and quite frankly i'm starting to get sick of it! It just seems like showing off to me....yeah yeah, you had sex, well done, give yourself a pat on the back ( Read more... )

I had the worst case of pillow hair today ( Read more... )

I've just woken up from a day sleep....and man i feel wierd ( Read more... )

It's an artform calling in sick, and i like to think i've become a bit of an expert over the years. The confused tone, the mid-sentence cough, the putting on of the sick face while making the call, just in case it has an additional effect unable to be gagued by current technology ( Read more... )

My dad continues to shrink.

I wonder when it will stop?

When does a spider get too big to squash ( Read more... )

Well, I've just started a new crappy job watering plants one day a week for offices. It's not bad, as crap jobs go... but the uniform is puzzling me> green shirt, green hat, green pants ( Read more... )