Apparently I've been living under a rock becuase I don't remember hearing this before...

'washed up pop-tart' Britney Spears

Cracks me up.

9AM ... But No

Ancient lesbian waitress: You ever tried to buy dental dams at three A.M. in the Bible belt?

Wide-eyed teen bus boy: Uh... I have sooo many questions about what you just said...

Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana

www.overheardintheoffice.com

Renaissance Festival in Ohio anyone ( Read more... )

More pics around Madison...some cats...some flowers...a stop sign.

http://uindy.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2020806&l=2095c&id=41700569

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Set up: A guy's ex had just called his hag.

I told her not to call him. I actually felt guilty for being mad at him for calling her; I was justifying in my mind how they’d known each other for a year and spent a bunch of time together and just because he and I had a falling out didn’t mean… What the fuck was wrong with me?
Everyone knows that ( Read more... )

A nice ass won't get you through your whole life.
Once you turn thirty you better get a personality.

That is right honey...only a few years left for some of you ;-)

Anyone want to come see Second City with me in Hanover?
Friday, Sept. 21, 2007
7 p.m.
Collier Arena

It is only $12ish dollars!

Come on, the last time I saw Second City I was in my puritanical phase...
I'm pretty sure I would actually be amused this time.

So on all those quizzes...I always end up as Karen...but lets face it...I'm basically just an alcoholic Grace ( Read more... )

What the heck am I supposed to think/feel/do about that?