"Lord, all these gays in one room, Grace you must be in hag heaven."

ah...11 p.m. Will & Grace re-runs...you fill my life with drunken bitter Karen joy...now if only you came with killer martinis too.

The Madison Courier's News Pig Wilbur ( Read more... )

Apparently these are the things that Jillian and I believe are needed for survival of grad school in Iowa...I don't think either of us would last a week ( Read more... )

This is the worst film in the history of the planet. I am so freaking traumatized right now. you have no idea. GAHHAHA!

I'm such a loser. Two entries about Harry Potter back to back...and likely to make it three before the weekend is out ( Read more... )

Just got back from the midnight showing of the fifth movie. The hysterical thing was that there really weren't many kids there...it was basically adults and older teenagers...Most of my family went, including my grandmother...she dosed off once or twice...but hung in there for most of it ( Read more... )

Most hysterical quote ever... a mother to her ten year-old daughter that she just caught making out with her friend...

Look I know you see Rosie O'Donnell and you think...look at her...she found love...but Elizabeth,
You can't be a lesbian just because you don't want to lose weight!

I wish you could see me now
I wish I could show you how
I'm not who I was
I used to be mad at you
A little on the hurt side too
But I'm not who I was

I found my way around
To forgiving you
Some time ago
But I never got to tell you so

I found us in a photograph ( Read more... )

Wheezy just ate my THIRD pair of freaking headphones in the past six months! I am sorely tempted to drive back home from work just to beat him or at the very least take away his food. These headphones weren't even in the house for more than 24 hours! AND they were completely inside of my purse! Gah! Freaking rubber obsessed cat! Gah!