I think Kelley Clarkson and I are soul mates.

THIS JUST IN!
JOYCE PICKS HER NOSE AND EATS IT!

It's official I'm a lesbian.
And by lesbian I mean spinster.
And by spinster I mean I got in the fashion program.
And for Ms White:
I love you
I love you
I love you
Booyah

You know what I want right now, some motherfuckin Taco Bell. I found a good one too, that takes card in the drive through AND it's open till like 3 and 4 on the weekends ( Read more... )

I have this feeling that at this point in my life, if I had the money I'd be an alcoholic.

Sometimes I hate everything.

Here I am in my jim-jams thinking about things I shouldn't be thinking about... nothing dirty just thinking about how I can stymie a merger.
Man I am awesome, and selfish, well more self interested. Whatever.
In local news I got a new phone since I destroyed my old one. It has the cutest wallpaper ever. I open my phone and BAM! Baby seal in my

I had a meetin with Jesus.

I think Ray got homarried ("homarried" being my awesome new slang for a homo marriage) which is strange. Not because I have any real plans to get married, let alone any plans to marry Ray. Maybe I'm just THAT possessive. I don't know, I know there are still some feelings there, but anything working out there at all was always unlikely. For some ( Read more... )

So the verdict is in guys, the music video we made the other night, is AMAZING!!!!!!