fuck this cold i need to get hammer'd ( Read more... )

I am less appealing than "Titanic".

I think I'm sick of looking at Tyra Banks ( Read more... )

I was going to post some stuff I've done in class since coming here tonight. Stuff that has been called "genius" "fabulous" and recieved a "wow". No joke. But LiveJournal said no.
My stuff is unfit for LiveJournal because it doesn't have a URL.

I'm making a monster using left over bits from the Golden Girls
I plan on taking FrankenDorothy to Ultimate Fighting Championship Fights
pitting her against other robot grandmas
Because robot grandmas don't break their hips
or hearts
in a baby's tear

Oh baby girl you so fine ( Read more... )

After three days of deletion my livejournal, much the man in the icon, has risen from the dead. I was going to be all I'm over lj, but I have nothing else to do, additionally I've decided that livejournal has a new sole purpose, PUBLICATION OF BAD POETRY! Let us begin ( Read more... )

When did I get so delicious?

Since deciding to be nice to Ray and talk to him again I've become aware (again) of how LAME he is. For example on an AIM conversation a while back he parted with a "Talk to you later, STUD" (gag ( Read more... )

I sometimes wish I was Stacey London.
I have to do self (ick) portraits (ick^2). I am going to do a series of me as a little old lady.
SUCK ON THAT!