I was MOLESTED in a dance club. EWW ( Read more... )

I don't normally do this but holy crap check out my new baby.
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jigirene/detail?.dir=/54a4&.dnm=a9c2.jpg&.src=ph&.tok=ph3oLSDBW_5prTvm

I'm really in love with the creature from my children's story, I think he's going to be named Mr. Cocinblockin, or something that's weird and rhymes, and sounds vaguely sexy. Or maybe Poppinloken, yes I rather like Poppinloken ( Read more... )

I am like hella tired and about to pass out, this is good because I can't sleep to save my life as of late. It sucks Wednesday I had maybe 2 hours of sleep and last night I literally did not sleep, and the wierd thing is I'm like not even tired during the day. I sleep for 2 hours run to catch a train, because the two hours that I slept put me an ( Read more... )

Funny how history repeats itself, isn't it?
And by history I of course mean, boys I sleep with.
Additionally I LOVE LAGUNA BEACH!!!!!!!!!

Dear Jesus,
Hey hottie! You sure are looking fine lately, have you lost weight? Anyway could you lend me 50 bucks?
Stay sweet.
TMayo

Hello this is my brief pre-happy hour post, since we have internet and cable now, in which I say hello (see above) and that I am in fact now in Chicago safely and am officially after a FOUR DAY LONG orientation an art student. More like fart student. Some things don't change. Like my underwear.
JK guys, JK.

So I hung out with Jimmie, Karen, Pierce, and Kassidy tonight, and in our random silly play Pierce and Kassidy were telling me that, I was in fact Kassidy, so I put my finger in my nose and said in my best Kassidy voice "I'm Kassidy I like boogars ( Read more... )

When I started working for Express there were several tasks that I have had to preform that I never thought I'd have to do, par example Sani-Clean moping baby vomit, and vacuuming up bugs, literally hundreds of bugs from a display window, not that bugs creep me out or anything; but vacuuming bugs off a sweater on a mannequin is a weird. Shelley was ( Read more... )

Yay for dancing like slutts ( Read more... )