Additionally, one of my friends keeps drunk IMing me and I'm pretty sure I could publish the collected drunk instant messages of shu*** and market them as an avant garde novel.

Tonight was the second of a two-for-two weekend Bat Mitzvah marathon. Last week's was charmingly unconventional--it was a toast rather than a dance party, and although the endless speeches about the strong women of the X family became tiresome after a while it was a touching idea. This one, however, reached new heights of Jewish gluttony and ( Read more... )

I'm going to be keeping a blog in Germany. I started it a while ago but I feel like now is the proper time to unveil it. The school year is drawing to a close and as soon as I'm in California it'll be pre-Europe rush time. Lots of phrase books and packing and suitcases and shit. So here you go ( Read more... )

There is now no ice zu brechen.

Nighty night.

Hey, it's the end-quarter crazies! HEY! ISN'T THIS FUN! WHERE IS MY COFFEE.

I don't understand video art.

I'm no fascist, but there are some things that should stay white, like my Rasputin t-shirt. What the hell, people?

It's one thing to lose a sock in the dryer. It's a completely different thing when that sock is a perfect black cashmere blend.

None of this would be a problem if I still lived in California, where everything is always perfect.

I have three blogs, on three different "blogging services". They're all registered under different names and deal with different subjects. I bet you DIDN'T KNOW!

My FLAG statement is so horrible. It's a like an essay about a book I didn't read. I wouldn't give me a grant after reading it. Urgh. Additionally and perhaps more pertinently, blueberries are disgusting when you heat them up, but delicious cold. How is this?

My house plant just froze to death. I have this awesome twisted bamboo stalk that I keep in a 200 mL Erlenmeyer flask (an approximate image for the confused). It lives on the windowsill because that's where it gets the most sun. It's been thriving in this wasteland for the past seven months, but lately it's been getting a case of the old "yellow ( Read more... )