Two hickeys, six countries, and five hundred dollars

[iamiorek]

2: When I woke up and groggily wafted from my plane to the women's bathroom at the Tampa Bay Airport yesterday morning, I noticed that I have two hickeys on my neck--one on either side of my throat, both in the front. What a great look for visiting relatives! Luckily grandpa seems not to have noticed, but mom has my number.
6: I will DEFINITELY be

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[deviantq]

It would be EVEN BETTER if they weren't there before you went to sleep.

[iamiorek]

"Mom, I swear, I've been victim of the lustful visitations of Night Zombie Vampires, the toothless neck-suckers of the undead world! I haven't been noodling around with boys. Don't be ridiculous."

[sarcastic_irony]

If I get in, I'll be in the U.K. next fall.

[iamiorek]

LONDON!? Because if you were, that would mean TEA DATES BABY!

[sarcastic_irony]

Yes, ma'am, London!
TEA!

[_mokita]

Yay for UK in the fall! Also, ditto on the shopping. Hey, wanna go shopping?

Allllllllso I have a really good story for you. No, it's really, really good.

[iamiorek]

OMGuz yes I still need so many things but I should probably wait until the spoils of my disgusting excess arrive in the mail so I can appraise them and return the duds. So yes, in the near future we are definitely going shopping. And this story, this story, I will hear it.