my grandmother just "became a fan" of sarah palin.

while not surprising, this is a key reason for the loss of my faith in humanity.
i still love her to pieces though... i guess that would be on the pro side for keeping my faith.

i am contemplating the most happiness i've ever felt.
why does love make me cry all the time?

it's walking in the door right now. time to serve her corn chowder.

i'm having a show at rebar, and the opening is this thursday.
come down and hang out from 7-10, support me and look at photos of really hot people!

seriously, i hate my own openings, come watch me get drunk so i don't have a panic attack, it will be hilarious!


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dear beyonce: your long-limbed leotard dancing is hypnotic and i could watch you contentedly for hours. thank you so much for that ( Read more... )

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happy v-day from the city of sin!
we are off to ride the roller coaster, visit the lions, get massages, hang out in the hot tub, take a nap, go to cirque du soleil, and then see some strippers at cheetahs!!!

this is the best vacation ever.
photos to come later!!!

xoxo

hope vday is filled with sexy fun for you too :)

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photos!!


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today my first cover comes out :D

i'll post more later, but for now....


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