Wow I haven't updated in a long time.
Umm I'm drunk right now and I'm horny.
Oh, and it's 2 am and I really want to play my drums. But the neighbors will bitch if I do so.

I am so horny right now. I haven't had sex in a few days, and it's looking bad for the next few too.
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I had sex last night. It was fantastic.

I had sex the other day. It was amazing.

I'm so horny. No sex in a long time.

I haven't updated in a while. Nothing interesting going on, really. At least it's not interesting to me, and that is what this journal is about: me me me!
I had sex the other night and it was good, but waking up 4 hours later to go to work sucked. But sex is worth the sacrifice.

I'm horny and bored. I want to go to Philly tonight for the fireworks but I don't know.

Bored.
No sex in like 3 days.
Still bored.

I got laid last night. It ruled.
I hate looking at fat girls trying to look hot. Hello. You can't be fat and hot.
BBW=fat girl showing her gross cow tits.

I got laid twice yesterday. I feel like a king among men.