CELEBRITY PREDICTIONS: VOL III, "IT IS THE THIRD ONE"

[iamkingbrad]

Such an apt subtitle. In thinking about how it is finally time for a third installment of this series, it crossed my mind that perhaps an offshoot, Celebrity Predilections, would be an interesting spiel. Then I quickly corrected my thinking, as I'm sure that the only people interested in how Lindsay Lohan likes to shoot crystal meth into her anus

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STOP THE PRESSES

[iamkingbrad]

BY JOVE: "I THINK YOU'RE ON TO SOMETHING!!!!!" using excerpts from Billie, Jean Is Not My Lover

YOU ARE THE EDITOR I DON'T KNOW HOW THE FUCK iT WORKS SO YOU GET ALL OF MY TAKINGS oh god i'm not even making sense now it is just impending doom babble :(

hahah we should make a zine together or some form of similar project sometime I DO BELIEVE WE COMPLEMENT WHATEVER TALENTS WE POSSES

[galacticchick]

ok, this one had me laughing until I busted something, probably a spleen, which means it was important somewhere in my body but I'm not bothered about it!! Why?? Because this was the best thing I've read in weeks!! Which is fantastic, because those weeks have been rather sucky in a non-Brad way.

[team_jay]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Although I'm embarrassed because wearing lipstick and shoving rotten meals down my pants accidentally seems to happen quite often to me...

[iamkingbrad]

Yours happens accidentally? Shit... !

[team_jay]

"ACCIDENTALLY" ;)

[anonymous]

do you smoke

[iamkingbrad]

Only cocks and plenty of them.

WHYZAT