I'm not good at stuff sometimes. This is one of those times.

Well it's not Lloyd, but I'm sick of paying for goods and/or services and not receiving what I was meant to receive ( Read more... )

"LOL"

that's about it really ijust laugh out loud all day

After years of wanting to be cremated after I die, with my ashes spread about somewhere of significance to me (past areas have included underneath the tyres of a hot rod driven by satan mid-burnout, a volcano filled with alligators that are obviously so intense that they can live inside of a volcano [FUCKING LAVAGATORS], and a duck), I have decided ( Read more... )

Because I don't think I deserve to be treated this way, and I don't think either of us really want to end things for good. I'm willing to wait for you - even if we don't get to talk for a very, very long time, even if nothing is for sure - because you're worth it, and I really thought I was worth it too ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!! >_<

(It is Kat's birthday today so you can wish her HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I LOVE YOOOOOUUUU BABYGRILL

Best journal title ever?????? Quite possibly. If they have an awards night and there is an award for the best journal title and subsequent "biggest news in Brad's life" category, I will win them both and then spit in the face of the other contestants for even daring to dream. "You like medals? Here is one - World's Most Punched Face award. You didn ( Read more... )

Ho ho! I meant my life, seriously ( Read more... )

TURKEY
GRAVY
GRAVY TURKEY
GRAVYYYYYYYYYY

FOOD

Today a fat rude bitch made me angry. I only mention the fat part because she was horribly rude but her looks of disdain didn't match my incredulity over why someone would get so fucking moody over someone ACCIDENTALLY stopping in a position that was in the middle of their then-current path of travel. It's not as if I was standing in an aisle and ( Read more... )