All that I can be bothered writing about my birthday is that I got a cake with "Brads (sic) an awesome dude" written on it in clear dark blue icing, with a hot weels racecar on the top as well. After I blew out the candles (which were individual B, R, A and D candles), I made the racecar race on the spot and got icing on it and then licked it ( Read more... )

- I am too tired to review it but it was excellent

Is my brain supposed to feel like someone has filled it with pain fluid? Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweee

HELLO TODAY I WILLT EACH YOU ABOUT INSTALLING NORTON ANTOVIRUS ( Read more... )

After that delightful message it's time to blah blah I don't even know.

I'm really unfit. Every day I manage to sit down and not do any physical activity, bar the few times I have to leave the house. Actually, I really, really haven't done anything since I amassed an $1100 debt buying music crap from eBay ( Read more... )

A MEGALODON WAS JUST A GIANT FUCKING SHARK ( Read more... )

Week's up. Bye.

WELL HELLO EVERYONE, where does the time go? One movie suggested that giant chomps (which I always thought were called chomomps, or chompomps, but I am obviously getting mixed up with bobombs) ate it, and that movie ruled so that is where time goes THE END ( Read more... )

Such an apt subtitle. In thinking about how it is finally time for a third installment of this series, it crossed my mind that perhaps an offshoot, Celebrity Predilections, would be an interesting spiel. Then I quickly corrected my thinking, as I'm sure that the only people interested in how Lindsay Lohan likes to shoot crystal meth into her anus ( Read more... )

Having slept on my last entry with a seemingly bleak outlook on the current state of Brad affairs, and then having eaten several meals and also walking a little bit here and there, and then finally returning some DVDs and watching more DVDs and putting on a shirt so that I didn't have to stare at my larger-than-average, hairy nipples for much ( Read more... )

I don't know what it is, but these holidays are really depressing. I HAVE NOT FELT THIS DEPRESSED SINCE THE DEPRESSION IN THE 1920s AND THAT WAS TO DO WITH MONEY NOT EMOTIONAL STATES ( Read more... )