I ain't rounding up shit! But the other parts are partially accurate, as I consider this current point in time to be pre-holiday as I already had to do some work today (more precisely, I had to start organising a team so that I didn't end up with some foreign cunt with a name like SIVAGANESH GUNASEELAN, which is seriously a name and I just cannot ( Read more... )

How can I remember the exact date or even what my name is when I have made such an amazing discovery? This discovery is not for everyone and I suspect the people that it is not for have several baskets short of a picnic or perhaps a laundry that uses a basket system for the collection of clothes or they have just lost several baskets and they enjoy ( Read more... )

I've been too fucking busy with studying and pretending to be studying but actually being an asshole on the Internet to post anything here, and also just kind of had nothing to fucking write about since I can't even remember why ( Read more... )

I'm not sure, but it really is quite possibly my first post written while at this university. I'm just trying to kill half an hour until my stupid fucking lecture on stupid fucking shit, where I'll sit and make fun of the lecturer for 2 hours whilst trying to stifle laughter ( Read more... )

Hell yes I got a new haircut, and hell yes I'm going to take pictures of it because I am severely procrastinating.

HELL YES PINK CAME IN THE MAIL
HELL YES IT ROCKS
HELL YES HELL YES FUIcEONRCnerocn help me.

You listen to the fucking shitiest metal in existance

How could someone be so insensitive?! Everyone knows I hate bad spelling unless it is purely intentional!

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WELL ( Read more... )

I just had to ask for another day to work on my assignment, because I'm seriously not in any real condition to be doing anything other than sitting in bed and complaining about not being in any real condition to be doing anything other than sitting in bed and complaining about (INFINITE LOOP ( Read more... )

As a small addendum to my last post ( Read more... )

Whenever I leave the house I come back with about a million things that happened that I thought were hilarious ( Read more... )