iamnotreal

Oh hello there old friend.

iamnotreal Aug 08, 2009 21:02

I live in Petaluma now, I have moved twice since my last update... it alarmed me how long its been.

Well I am living in Petaluma, now I have 6 animals, ridiculous.

I promise I will do a nice long blog soon.

Writer's Block: "Nothing Sharpens Sight Like Envy"

iamnotreal Apr 04, 2008 13:50

I am hella jealous of Renee's awesome hair... and Vince's awesome ego...

I wish I had both.

green with envy, writer's block

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iamnotreal Sep 14, 2006 11:51

I cant manage to pull myself out of bed... I have been laying here, still not sleeping for hours. My eyes are swollen and my mouth is dry, it doesnt matter though. I can figure things out for myself. Chicago seems like a great option. I guess.

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iamnotreal Jan 11, 2005 12:27

MRS. KATT KNECHT HAS A DEAD BATTERY AND NEEDS A RIDE IN THE CAR FROM SOME HOMIES SO IF YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO DO SO PLEASE CONTACT HER ON HER CELL PHONE.
Ps, only mexican gangsters will suffice.

Pss, I am lying.

THANK YOU ADINA!

iamnotreal May 11, 2004 21:32

"The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. Governor Marc Racicot, RNC chairman, explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of ( Read more... )

THIS IS A FRIENDS ONLY JOURNAL...

iamnotreal Feb 03, 2004 11:10

THIS IS A FRIENDS ONLY JOURNAL. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO LOOK FURTHER AT MY JOURNAL, COMMENT AND I WILL ADD YOU.

I mean it really is a cool journal... atleast I think so, and not just because its my journal... it has cool stuff in it. I post photos a lot so its terribly entertaining! Not terrible, but terribly entertaining. Wait, I could keep on ( Read more... )

Coffee is good

iamnotreal Nov 29, 2003 09:31

I am about to leave Manteca... but I really want to stay ( Read more... )

i think i'm drunk enough to drive you home now

iamnotreal Nov 28, 2003 12:24

Anyways, today my family and I are getting along and they are treating me equally. My dog is HILARIOUS he was snoring and making weird noises in his sleep this morning when we were watching the Breakfast club (which cracked ALL of us up) and he was wrestling with me and making funny noises and O god he is just a hilaroius bunny. He is so tiny too ( Read more... )

... so full... cant breathe... cant move... I look pregnant...

iamnotreal Nov 27, 2003 17:13

I ate SOO MUCH

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FOR RICHARD: HAPPY FREAKIN BIRTHDAY (you old fart)

iamnotreal Nov 27, 2003 14:59

Here are some pictures Ashley and I took for Richard... his birthday is tomorrow... HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEST BASS PLAYER EVER!

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