Patent Pending - The Jewflector

[iamrinocerous]

So its no secret that theres a Rabinical College near my apartment. Or maybe it is a big secret, and I just posted it all over teh interwebs and now Abraham is going to come smite me. Oh well

Comments

[mjudd]

No sidewalks? That's crazy!

I don't think Jewish people are allowed to wear shirts of shiny material. Maybe instead of an entire shirt, you can place reflective strips at the edges of the clothes they're wearing (ie. at the end of the sleeve or the bottom of a skirt, etc.).

[mattcasey]

As long as the reflectors are not shaped like a star of David...

[iamrinocerous]

maybe they should be shaped like that!