From the makers of RockStar Energy Drink and 5-Hour Energy...

Walk of Shame Alcoholic Energy Drink!

Shake the can and you'll hear the roofie clinking around!  Thats how you know its gonna work!

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awful

I spent about 2 hours with dell tech support today trying to fix a conflict with my video card and vista.  We didnt reach a solution, but I loved the ending of our chat conversation:

11:53:41 AM 
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Courtesy of Rich:

http://www.drivl.com/posts/view/851

some mornings I just get crap stuck in my head and feel the need to be a little creative. This morning I made it back to my computer before I forgot.

If you're not easily offended read on. If you are, well to hell with you.

my girl is Asian
she's a sensation
she has tiny squinty eyes
and she's slanty between her thighs

my girl's from Panama
she doesn't ( Read more... )

I'm not a fan of the report, but thought this was cool:

On Notice Generator

I decided to watch Artie Lange's Beer League tonight. It was surprisingly hysterical, and reminds me a lot of Dirty Work. Man, I'd love to see another Norm & Artie teamup again...

Thats really all I have to say about that.

So its no secret that theres a Rabinical College near my apartment. Or maybe it is a big secret, and I just posted it all over teh interwebs and now Abraham is going to come smite me. Oh well ( Read more... )

So after plugging in my ipod this afternoon to update podcasts, I got this gem of a message ( Read more... )

90% of people can't make up their mind on a regular basis when it comes to where to eat.

17 out of every 19 people think tomatoes are vegetables.

1/4 babies really are ugly.

Dear spell checker thing in outlook web access ( Read more... )