I do not understand, and will never understand, why everyone seems to play the human-adjective-mandatory-association game. Why is Jen Aniston paired with "unlucky," or ScarJo as "sexy" or Lohan as "talented yet lost." Do people not have eyes nor brains to think for themselves ( Read more... )

Has anyone noticed ScarJo is pigeon-toed? She looks like she has muscular dystrophy. So odd ( Read more... )

Ummm, no? I have second-hand embarrassment from watching the aforementioned parties be "coy" while becoming totally stupid whores. Sandra is officially dumb in my books. First she marries that idiot Jesse James, and now this? DUMB. I hate watching stupid award shows for this exact reason. Way to try so hard to look suave, and identify with a ( Read more... )

Why can't I figure this shit out? WTF! I want to join ONTD but need friends to prove I'm legit. I'm legit! I need to give my 2 cents on Lohan! Let me innnnnn!

I need to become a member. I've been relying on the posts since 2006 and it's finally time to join. Also, I need to share my James Franco meeting story.

I'm going public with it: CHEATERS. It's trashy, it's low brow, it's ridiculous and it's not unlike other people's obsession with Jerry Springer. Watching Joey Greco act serious after busting-in on a cheater brings the LOLz every time.

I'm watching "Trading Places" and it's one serious 1980s flashback.  Though I was born in the 1980s, I didn't "experience" the 80s.  Blue eye shadow, shoulder pads, feathered bangs = All win.