Alright now this is story time, kiddies(so listen up). Today I'm going to tell you the stories of my cigarette journeys down by the qwik k convenience store. I was really bored so I decided I should be smoking something, which isn't a very convenient thought for me because then I have to travel all the way down North Braeswood to the area with a ( Read more... )

Bored...if you know my cell number call me cause this shit sucks. If not, then go fuck yourself.

DRUNK

So here you go, Jenny...you are pretty cool. Its makes me cooler just to know you. Thanks for bestowing on me your awesome company. So thats it then(this really is probably my last post).

P.S.
You have some pretty nice boobs.

I don't think I'll post anymore, at least for awhile. This livejournal thing has lost its novelty...just feel lucky that you got to witness these few days in my awesome life. Don't I suck?

Today was confusing because i got a bunch of crazy shit launched at me. AHHHHHH. There should be a sign on my cage that reads "PLEASE DON'T LAUNCH CRAZY SHIT AT THE DEXTROMANIAC". God damn, I'm so confused.

If you are a chick, send me your cup size(i want to know how big your boobies are). AND DONT POST ANONYMOUSLY

That's right, folks, I've just downed another bottle of that wretched ambrosia(cough syrup). Truly, I am disturbed to have done such a thing. Right? You are probably asking yourself--Why would anyone want to chug such a horrible concoction? Because they are heavily depressed? Because they have no meaning in their lives? Because they are insane? ( Read more... )

I AM A GIGANTIC DOUCHE

I am so fucking bored. On my buddylist- 3 people online, 3 people away. If you can't do the math, that is 100% of people away. I'm liable to shoot myself under such boring conditions. On my suicide note-"Fuck you, I was bored." If you're reading my obituary tomorrow, know you could have prevented it by signing on to aim, adding asadhobo, and having ( Read more... )