joan: i want to see your bangs put pictures of them up unless you already have then ill see them anyway.

new years resolution part II: be able to do the splits down the middle

i can do them the not down the middle way.

yay! i have 2 new years resolujtions BEAT THAT

MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION:

i did not want just an ordinary new years resolution (as in one i do every year or similar i.e give up generic fault, lose weight blah blah blah)
so after much deliberation

i decided on the perfect new years resolution that is both attainable and a test of self control.

I will not cut my hair.

I have this tendency to cut my hair ( Read more... )

now that i have a memory card my phone is so cool. its liek a 1GB ipod mixed with a phone. it can hold music/videos/pictures/anythign else from my computer.

I heard this story from a friend of mine, who is also a fellow nursing student but from another university. One night, while they were on a night shift, a 9-year-old female child unfortunately died in the Pedia Ward. My friend was the one assigned to perform post-mortem care to the said patient. So there he was, cleaning the patient's body and all ( Read more... )

my new phone is so cute im obsessed with it.


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My English Class

Teacher: So can anyone tell us one of the authors' subclaims?
Chubby asian kid with jacked up teeth n chinky eyes (lets just call him CAK for Chubby Asian Kid): um..im sorry I don't know what a smore is
Teacher: Can anyone tell him what smore is?
Random kid in class: It's like a graham cracker sandwhich with marshmallows and chocolate ( Read more... )

Say hello to my new hero comedian, Mitch Hedberg. He and I think the same thoughts, only he manages to put them into intelligent, clever, marketable phrases.

"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the ( Read more... )

i love my suitemates! and all the people i've met here! they are so sweet. i was FULLY EXPECTING this bday to suck. and can i say this is one of the times in my life when i've been completely 10000000000000% pleasently suprised? i mean REALLY surprised! i mean. finding out Boo Radley is WHITE level surprised!!! WOWWW.


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