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UUUUUGGGH I need to add two cents to my amazon order to get free shipping. Suggestions ( Read more... ) -
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I haven't written in a while. BUT I WAS MOVED TO DO SO by the sheer absurdity of the relatively small subsection wikipedia articles that are currently classified under the "spoken articles" tag.Now, I assume the point of this project is to make wikipedia more accessible to the blind. A noble goal, surely, but the idea itself strikes me as a bit ( Read more... ) -
breaking news: internet actually NOT for porn
Because, interestingly, there are actually about five times as many results on google for "cheese" as there are for "gay porn." And feel free to check that out for yourself if it sounds unbelievable, although then everyone will wonder why you are googling cheese and gay porn, as you are all undoubtedly wondering about me right now. Which I will ( Read more... ) -
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Sometimes one can choose very strange things to feel self-congratulatory about, I think. Like, this morning, I woke up from a dream that I have been waiting to have for months (finally, FINALLY I've dreamt of having sex with Noel Fielding.... and it was good, too), and I felt very proud of myself. "Well done, Abby," I thought. "Good job dreaming ( Read more... ) -
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Rachel is awesome. Here is the pop-culture awesomeness which Rachel has informed me of in the past day:
1. Albus Dumbledore was a big old homo. Which doesn't come as a huge surprise, considering all that shit with Grindelwald in book 7.
2. (much more awesome) WE ARE GOING TO SEE THE SPICE GIRLS IN FEBRUARY!!! Fuck yeah.
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I wonder when the nineties are going to become all "retro" and cool again. What with the upcoming Spice Girls reunion (btw, WHEN U COMING TO NY, SPICE GIRLS?), I think it might be pretty soon. Get ready for babydoll dresses, bright orange shit, frosted hair tips, and big old chunky heels! Actually, don't, because those things are horrible. ( Read more... ) -
The thing about pointy-toed shoes is...
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Denial IS just a river in Egypt!
Man, for October, it's really unseasonably, almost unbearably hot. Global warming, why you do this? On the plus side, it prolongs the time during which eating ice cream is even more awesome than it normally is.
I think I may be developing a somewhat ridiculous fascination with one of my housematesNo, let's try that over. I am ABSOLUTELY NOT ( Read more... ) -
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OMG why are they making Astroboy into a fucking CG movie???
There is too much computer animation in this world. Bring back hand-drawn 2D shit!
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I had a dream I went on a trip to China with Rachel and her family, and Viggo Mortensen, and Simon Pegg, and the singer Mika. Rachel was wearing this really pretty dress and she'd straightened her hair. It looked nice. I have no idea what my subconscious is trying to tell me.