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Dear Coworker:
The fact that you told me that you would work for part of my shift so that I could say good-bye to my friend before she moved back to Finland fucking sucked. However when you did not show up for your half of the shift and I got stuck there? That was the best part of the night! I will totally work that shift for you this weekend that ( Read more... ) -
HEY.
you guys should NOT try hourly comic day on friday. it's ridiculously boring and it's a waste of time and when you post it, the other people treat you like absolute shit. it's no fun reading about the lives of other people either.
the one i didn't make last year is here.
and i am NOT abusing my modly duties to advertise this because it doesn't have ( Read more... ) -
another mod post: IN RECORD TIME!!! [TRUTH]
okay, did i mention that it's really freaking hectic here as it is? for right now, i'm instating a "no deletion" rule. DO NOT DELETE YOUR ENTRIES. i will banhammer you if i catch it because this is confusing as it is. if you're confused or hurt about a comment, ASKKKKKKKKKK gkfjkjgalkjf.
and to the person that deleted their post just now, the ( Read more... ) -
mod note: NOT A LIE
saying this straight-forward because the lying and sarcasm can get confusing at times:
please remember that comments are supposed to be lies as well. they can be as thinly-veiled as you wish, but don't take offense when someone says something like "i hate your icon" or "i think you're a giant douchenozzle for saying that". it's like the original ( Read more... ) -
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"THAT IS NOT A KETTLE!" "NOT A CUP!" "NOT A SPOON!" "NOT DIRTY DISHES!"
We denied whole rooms, years, weathers. Once, at the peak of our shouting, Bird took a deep breath. At the top of his lungs, he shrieked: "I! HAVE NOT! BEEN! UNHAPPY! MY WHOLE! LIFE!"
"But you're only seven," I said.
lie to me.