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iamthedevil

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May 26, 2003 11:37

I am out an assistant, thanks to that bastard j_e_s_u_s. So I am taking applications for a new one.
All entries must be sent in by May 28th.
( Please fill this out if you are interested. )

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goneinsane May 26 2003, 08:21:38 UTC

SATAN~ I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING ASAP!

Re: iamthedevil May 26 2003, 08:27:38 UTC

What.

goneinsane May 26 2003, 09:35:21 UTC

Can I give you head?

iamthedevil May 26 2003, 14:02:31 UTC

I never refuse sexual gratification from strangers.

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purplyketchup May 26 2003, 08:22:57 UTC

PlaysWithFire13 (12:19:02 PM): dude
PlaysWithFire13 (12:19:06 PM): THE DEVIL HAS NO LIFE
Prettyrainbows666 (12:19:08 PM): lmfao
PlaysWithFire13 (12:19:09 PM): HES ATTACHED TO HIS LJ!
Prettyrainbows666 (12:19:11 PM): and we do ?

devil! er, satan
inquiring minds want to kno
...why do u have a lj?

Re: iamthedevil May 26 2003, 08:28:20 UTC

To spread the word.
God has his bullshit Bible.
I have an LJ. Teenagers are easily manipulated.

j_e_s_u_s May 26 2003, 08:25:29 UTC

You're an awful man!

yackiejax122 May 26 2003, 08:27:26 UTC

JESUS CAN U ADD ME ... and i have this problem imma die jan 4th...do u think you can push that date back like 100 years ?

Re: iamthedevil May 26 2003, 08:29:11 UTC

TRAITOR!

yackiejax122 May 26 2003, 08:30:02 UTC

Im not a traitor i just dint wanna die

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lalagrl May 26 2003, 08:58:11 UTC

...you are all crazy.

purplyketchup May 26 2003, 09:07:57 UTC

thanks! =P

toxic_bitch May 26 2003, 09:46:57 UTC

1. What is your name, sex, and age? Tanjila, female, 13
2. What is your favorite band or singer? ....I switch around a lot. Machine Head, Dying Fetus...and such
3. Why do you feel you are fit to assist me, the all powerful Satan? I give good sex.
4. Do you have tidy handwriting? Please attach copy if possible. For my beloved Satan, it is possible.
5. On a scale of one to ten, how handsome am I? 15
6. A scenario. I am out with my lovely wife. Adolf comes to you, angry and hateful because his Nazis are having an uprising and do not wish to wear the new pink swatstika he has designed. He begins to tear apart my office. He demands that you page me, but I have given you instructions to not do so. He becomes wild with insanity and tries to set fire to my favorite Versace suits. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?! Shoot him with a tranquilizer and tie him up on my bed and......well you know. Hope he doesn't wake up!