Maybe I'm next, sure hope so...

Jupiter's in your sign, Scorpio, making you bigger and badder than ever (in a good way, of course). This is your year to step out of survival mode, knock down the walls of your old routine and open up a wider view of the horizon. If you aim high instead of playing it safe, even the most unlikely bets on your happiness can come through as winners

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What kind of torture is this?

But no, of course not, remember, I'm not allowed to.

Just speedbumps, hopefully

I want...

Beer, it always chers me up

Do not operate heavy machinery in the vicinity of Porta-Potties while under the influence of...anything.

I want out, now

Round Two, Fight!

This would be the time for a pack of cigarettes, and mabey a case of beer. But no, its not a celebration.