Ok, so since Josh said that he would go with me to Memphis next weekend, I am now once again planning on wasting everyone's time by auditioning for American Idol! So you may once again shower me with praise and well wishes, and I will once again drown myself in your positivity, not unlike a baptism, until YEY! I am born anew in splendor, free of ( Read more... )

Well, it's looking like I won't be able to go to Memphis for American Idol/a vacation from work, because I can't find anybody who can go with me. And there's no way I'm gonna go by myself, that wouldn't be any fun. :( Some people have the money to go, some people have the time, but it seems that nobody has both. This saddens me, but I'll get ( Read more... )

Thanks to everybody that commented on my last post and encouraged me! I felt all warm and squishy inside. :) It's still up in the air whether I will go the tryouts or not, but now it's mostly because I don't know how much money I'm willing to spend. See, I could either sleep in my car for the whole weekend, which does not appeal to me, or I ( Read more... )

So, Taylor Hicks is our newest American Idol. ::rages futilely into the night sky:: As such, I am seriously considering going to Memphis and auditioning, because clearly talent is not the overwhelming attribute you need, but in fact "likability to moms and grandmas", which I have in spades. The audition is Sunday, Sep. 3rd. This is not a joke ( Read more... )

Heh heh...word.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic

PIRATES OF THE AWESOME 2 IS OUT TODAY! WE NEED TO GO! I'LL BE AT WORK ALL DAY, SO SOMEONE ELSE NEEDS TO COORDINATE WHAT TIME WE'RE GONNA GO; PREFERABLY, WE SHOULD HAVE A TIME SET BEFORE THIS AFTERNOON SO THAT WE CAN GET OUR TICKETS EARLY (AS IT WILL ALMOST DEFINITELY SELL OUT FOR EVERY SHOWING TONIGHT). SO SOMEONE GET CRACKIN' ON FIGURING THIS ( Read more... )

So I just got my midnight showing ticket to X-Men: The Last Stand, which are on sale now. I am posting to let people know this, and to say that anyone who'd like to join me is welcome. You are not, however, allowed to dress up as any character. Except the White Queen. And then, only the women. PHIL.

1. How does the world see me?: Southern Hospitality by Ludacris ( Read more... )

Yes, bask in the glow provided from this, the most holy of relics!

http://wireless.ign.com/articles/691/691373p1.html

I can't understand how these things arise into the minds of so-called people, but whomever is the progenitor of this, this... I can only say miracle ( Read more... )

Totally stole this off some chick. I usually don't do these things, but I was drawn by Angelina Jolie, mi amore. And so I am pleased with my results. :) And if any of you are surprised, then you haven't known any of my girlfriends.

Curvy and Naughty
Raw score: 70% Big Breasts, 63% Big Ass, and 48% Cute!

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