this is dumb

i have yet to die. If I did, would you cry? I am still alive.

update

bla

i am so fuckin poor. anyone in the market to purchase various human organs?

working sucks. i fart in its general direction. i am sure i'm quite underpaid. $7 dollars an hour. that's highway robbery.

event

I smoke two joints in the morning.
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke to joints in the afternoon.
It makes me feel alright.

I smoke two joints in times of peace,
and two in times of war.
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
and then I smoke two more.

I just farted.

Saturday May 8th, 2004 ( Read more... )