It's time for a tangent. Oh yeah, it's all about the panda today. The panda can kick the bucket and I won't give a shit and here's why.

I've been intermittently reading about the giant panda all morning, between math problems. The anti-panda internet brings focus to the 3 main problems with the panda ( Read more... )

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I killed another cricket today, and caught sight of Moby Dick. I missed him again though. I tossed a shoe, caught one of his little cricket legs. It won't be long now.

-Ahab out

P.S. This looks like it's going to be really good.
P.P.S. This is because I haven't heard enough people lamely quoting GI Joe PSA dubs this year.

There's a cave cricket living in my basement. A huge cricket. The mother of all crickets (or it will be if I don't kill it; I'm fairly sure it's impossible that it can be as big as it is without being full of a million other, smaller crickets)I've been after it for weeks. It has been narrowly escaping my attacks, but no more. It has been ( Read more... )

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Haha, this thing was great. I totally got a 0 for morality. I'm awesome! :)
So, that one part of my last post... you ( Read more... )

I've had some extra time on my hands between about 2am and 7am.... thought I'd update the livejournal....

So. Yep. Just lovin' that beginning of the school year insomnia.

I suppose that's about it. Cheers.

Varin: so we're taking the bus to a target
Varin: and this black guy starts looking throough his bag
Varin: and he takes out a condom
Varin: puts in on his lap
Varin: and then talks the phone
Varin: and it just stays there
Varin: and it was gold
Sue: LOL
Varin: and it was a magnum
Varin: IT WAS HUGE!
Varin: and my friend was like "alright we get it

This is my internet message board find of the day. What makes this so terrible is mostly just the fact that the person is trying to sound intelligent. And here it is, unedited. Enjoy...

"I believe those average lifespan numbers you speak of take into account those who dye young (of unnatural causes ( Read more... )

Nothing more satisfying than killing a loud ass cricket that's been living in your home and evading you for days.

On a side note, whoever said crickets were good luck has never killed one, because every time I do I am instantly five times more awesome at internet poker.

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