Two exciting things happened to me today!
1.
eyeoftomoe and I went to Rocky Horror.
2. I got pulled over.
2. a. While dressed for Rocky Horror.
2. b. Which didn't occur to me until half an hour later.
Moral of the story: if you're planning on having a light out in Menlo Park, make sure your stockings are showing. And be nonchalant about it.