Just double checking, but when a database is properly normalized and being used in a content management site, things like forums and user blogs will each get their own tables, right? So when user #00456 activates an account, (and has their user info added to the "site_users" table) a table named "site_users_blog_00456" with a (for example) 'user_id ( Read more... )

The bank gave me a debit card for an account I had closed last year. So, without knowing what I was doing, I started using a card attached to my social security number and a zero balance and racked up a ton of overage charges. By the time I got my first letter in the mail that my account was overdrawn, I had already had been charged more than $800 ( Read more... )

So.. the other day I broke into jail. What a putz.


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Hey. The TAGENWAGEN 2.0 is back in full effect ( Read more... )

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Remember when you had your wisdom teeth out, and you couldn't eat solid foods for a while? Yeah. Doesn't that suck?
I'm starving, and any time I try to eat something substantial, I need to take breaks every five minutes to let my jaw stop hurting.

I had surgery Thursday, and I figured I'd at least be functional by Monday. Nah. My jaw is still so ( Read more... )

I moved to Providence last week. Rent for the fist month was $300, AND MY VAN.

A week after I moved in, two cars were broken into in the lot we park in. My roommate Dan (ikill3verything) had his factory installed stereo stolen, and they tried to start his car with a powerdrill... or something. Obviously these kids have a lot of practice. My van was jacked with a ( Read more... )

In case you missed it.. Bill O'Reily just set the record straight on France. See.. France is a country where the government guarantees that everyone has food, shelter and work. According to Bill O'Reily, this is a dumb idea. See... helping make sure that people who participate in society have their basic needs met encourages laziness. If people are ( Read more... )

Who wants to buy me a MacBook Pro?
Free blow jobs for life.

Alright. So the port deal got smashed, and everyone hates Bush. Good job, kids.
I didn't think there would ever be a stupid reason to hate Bush, but.. this is a really stupid reason to hate Bush.

To see everyone get so bent out of shape over a corporation from the United ARAB Emirates was embarrassing. "How is it OK to give up control of our ports ( Read more... )