Well, it's 10 o'clock and Jen and I are making churros and watching "The Lost Boys", and we were talking about, well, blow jobs, to put it bluntly. And then I lean over and say, "Well, I certainly wouldn't push you away if I had your mouth on my dick".
So basically after a statement like that, there's only one thing you can do. Break out the liquor

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well, today is the first day of the rest of my life, and if you know what i mean by that then surely you know that well, we'll leave that for later. okay so i woke up and i was in a jungle, muwahahahahhahahahahah. i wondered around and found a giant bannana peal, wierd huh? i made this bannana peal into a dress and walked around a bit more. i ( Read more... )

well, my trip in LA started out terrific, and it ended terrific too, but, y'know, that can't be helped. So... I went to Disneyland, and saw some hot guys and well, we won't go into the riding part but, it was pretty fun. And then we drove down to my uncles house and boy was the heat sweltering. I was standing out in the driveway, looking up at the ( Read more... )

Well, summer has arrived, and gone, well not gone in left, but gone to many places and locations, if you know hwat i mean. So, i learned this new pick up line today, it's really good. Okay are you ready, ok, here it is ( Read more... )

okay, so i was walking down the hallway and all of a sudden, it hits me, practically in the the head i might add, that the worst thing that could happen was that i would loose my tan, you know what i'm saying? so to solve this problem, i decided to run really fast down the hallway screaming and shouting while banging pots and pans.

MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF ( Read more... )

Okay..... several beautiful moments to pause and remember at this time, AKA important times in Jen and Caity's "relationship", if y'know what i mean ( Read more... )

CHUROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you know what i mean.

Run white boy, run.

Lets take a bath in oil, and eat toast with that special jam, heh heh.

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