It takes a lot to really bum me out, but this managed it.

http://bonsaikitten.com/bkintro.html

Fat emo girls bug me. They all dress the same. There's a reason band t-shirts are easy to find in your size--- 80% of them are made to accommodate morbidly obese 16 year old girls with lip rings and short black hair with dark lipstick and no personality.

Surprisingly, The Scorpions will be playing a massive benefit concert for New Orleans ( Read more... )

Louisiana Gov. Kathleen Blanco ( Read more... )

Well, New Orleans was spared from a veritable apocalypse, but I'm still hoping for something spectacularly horrible to happen. Particularly, I wish the Super Dome, which the New Orleans city government used to mostly house stranded tourists and indigents, would become something not unlike Thunderdome of Mad Max fame ( Read more... )

Don't try to smuggle drugs or do drugs in Bali.

Actually, don't even go to Bali.

- ian

So, Pat Robertson is completely insane. We get it guys. This isn't news. He's been known to say some incredibly crazy shit, and coming up with the idea that the United States should assasinate Hugo Chavez isn't that far out there; the US government has tried it a few times ( Read more... )

HAHAHAAHAHHAAHHA
They ACTUALLY make ass wipes now.


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All I have to say is this:

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

"Claiming that its image and persona have been hijacked as part of a marketing campaign for Burger King's new chicken fries, the costumed heavy metal band Slipknot is threatening the fast food giant with legal action."

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G. Gordon Liddy had this to say on Cindy Sheehan tonight on CNN:

"My son got his face blown off in Panama. now, Mrs. Liddy didn't get all torn up about it; she waited until he grew his new face, and with that new face, he went all the way from Kuwait to Baghdad, and THAT'S HOW TO DO IT!"

This guy rules.


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