If Stephen Hawking is so fucking british, where's his accent?

This is absolutely amazing. I haven't read good, funny writing like this in a while. Whoever wrote this: Perfect timing, excellent delivery. I hope Ann Coulter reads this aloud to her unborn children, which are nesting in her anus, every night she can before the godless liberals force her to abort them for the sake of humanity.

Journalism has lost itself. In the interest of presenting “both sides” it has become a vessel of crackpots and morons to present ideas that have no basis. A few cases include the “debates” on evolution vs. intelligent design and the existence of global warming ( Read more... )

I sincerely think there needs to be a new hip hop mogul. Lil' Hitler will be his name. Or perhaps Hitty Cent. I can hear the marketing reps now. The hosts will be incessantly and flippantly chanting "Heil Hitty!" on TRL, and the kids will chant in cacophonic chorus. Fuck yes.

So I graduated from Uk. Awesome. Time to drink a shitload of booze... mission accomplished. I'm looking for promotional touring jobs (and great blow jobs). I'm not that worried ( Read more... )

Hey dudes. So, if you search for something like Planet of the Apes on Walmart.com, you're given a series of suspiciously african american similar items. Probably not intentional, but hey.

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=1596594

I'd forgotten how unbelievably funny Space Moose comics were.

If you never caught wind of this back in 1998 or 1999 or whenever, then you absolutely need to now.

Here's a link to a mirror of the old site:

http://dopeman.org/spacemoose/archive.htm

Enjoy.


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Really great, albeit brief, article on Wikipedia and the future of collaborative, non-exclusive editing.

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Ever have one of those fever induced dreams that are pretty much all of your paranoia wrapped into a delicious 12 hour round of sleep? I haven't been sick in a very long time, and this is probably the worst time ever to succumb to what I'm pretty sure is the H5N1 virus ( Read more... )

Most people mistake the amorphus blob bulging from my pants for a semi-erect penis. What to their unbeknownst chagrin it's actually the living, attached fetus of my evil twin brother