Didn't realise I loved Charlie Brooker as much as I clearly do ( Read more... )

You literally have no idea how annoyed I am right now. Sony have launched a new site for the PSP. Big push, getting lots of shit involved. The site for it - the MAIN SITE - has 'breathe' spelt wrong TWICE. "Breath Life ( Read more... )

Didn't even want the poncey PR shit job wank anyway cunt fuck ( Read more... )

... And everything's gonna be alriiight ( Read more... )

From such inauspicious starts my writing career flourishes. What was once a "one month" thing soon turned into a "until the end of the year" thing and now, after learning god knows how much about shitty little countries noone would ever want to go to, it has extended into "a few more months and a payrise." As the prophets once wrote: textbook ( Read more... )

I have a job! I am officially a freelance writer. This makes me happy in that getting a degree has actually helped me to get some work ( Read more... )

Look ^ eh? Poetic title, motherfuckers. Shame it's what some bloke just said to Samuel L Jackson on The Negotiator, rather than something deep and meaningful from something to do with limited edition vinyl or a French author ( Read more... )

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Ian is sexy:


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Yeah, I moved to Leeds too.

Wow.

But it is actually ace, which is nice.

I hate Jack, mind. And Gem. Thank fuck she's gone.

And don't get me started on Rob..

Everyone else who lives in the house is AMAZING though. Especially Princess Cunt.

I HATE YOU,
Ian
xxxxxx