On Tottenham Court Road,
Ray AND Chris from Life On Mars!
Shopping together.

Man prosecuted for trying to give his wife a miscarriage.

Horrible story, obviously, but...

"Simon Mayo, prosecuting, said"

SIMON MAYO?!

It's a functional watch and everything!

I've always said we were a Big club.

90% Dennis Kucinich
87% Mike Gravel
80% Chris Dodd
79% Barack Obama
76% Hillary Clinton
75% Bill Richardson
74% John Edwards
72% Joe Biden
41% Rudy Giuliani
35% Ron Paul
32% John McCain
23% Mike Huckabee
23% Mitt Romney
16% Tom Tancredo
13% Fred Thompson

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz

That'll be useful for when I move to America and register to vote ( Read more... )

Yes, I know it's at least two days late. Fuck off.

But first, the news. Everyone will already be aware of this via Facebook anyway, but just in case: Jo and I got engaged on Christmas Day. Hurrah! It had been hypothetically planned for some time, but a sudden and unexpected bit of money coming in before Christmas made it possible. It was romantic ( Read more... )

Me and Seb spoke to Doug Naylor. ME and SEB spoke to DOUG NAYLOR.

ME AND SEB SPOKE TO DOUG NAYLOR.

Nabbed from
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1 If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say?
"Look, I know I've put some weight on, but just FUCK OFF."

2. Do you trust all of your friends?
Yes, otherwise they're not my friends.

3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
It's best to make them move to be with me, I've found.

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1) Can all the people on the internet who don't actually care about football but feel compelled to talk about it whenever England lose just SHUT UP? You don't know what you're talking about, and you're really annoying. Thanks.

2) YOU CAN'T HAVE O'NEILL, FUCK OFF, HE'S OURS.