I'm moving back to Stuart next weekend.
Well, technically, Port Saint Lucie because I'm moving in with my dad.
I'm really sad to leave Deli Lane and all my friends there, but other than that, Miami can go fuck itself.

"My dog just ate a bowl of weed. Now he's gonna be tripping balls and I'm still sober because I was too stupid to pay attention to him."

Vampire Weekend and cereal is making me

so

happy

right now.

alright

due to certain shit hitting the fan recently,

I'm making this thing friends only again.

I could possibly be making the biggest mistake of my life
&
I might have lost the best thing that has ever happened to me

but

I need to make mistakes so I can learn from them

...or something like that

hi my name is valerie and I am a common practicer of self-sabotage

woo!

man, I can be such an asshole sometimes. so emotional and irrational lately.

something like this:


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just had the following conversation with my sister:
(ignore the fact that we're partially retarded)

me: WE'RE ALL FRANDS ON FACEBOOK WEEEE
sister: -headdesk-
me: bahahahahha
sister: I CANT BELIEVE I ADDED MOM
sister: >____me: good job ( Read more... )

DAVE IS COMING BACK
DAVE IS COMING BACK
DAVE IS COMING BACK

man, things are still super emotional ( Read more... )