I am updating just to say that my little sister is cooler than you.


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Join me in my conquest. It'd look better if I had a reason to conquer, like, "this hot girl next to me wants your country! surrender now!" instead of just me like "I WANT THIS PLACE! FOR ME ( Read more... )

I can be so boring sometimes.

This morning I woke up at 7:15 am, took a shower, started getting ready, then realized I didn't have class until 9:05 am. Why was I up so damn early? This did give me time to get breakfast and finish up my theory homework, so I suppose it was a good thing ( Read more... )

Valerie 'Ziti Tits' OrtigasValerie and I once dated, and you'd think that by now you can't get along with your ex. Not true. We actually seem to get along better now than we ever did, and that doesn't bother me. She's been a good friend, and she's probably one of the more genuine people I've ever met. She's not afraid to show who she really is, and ( Read more... )

I hate class so much.
I want to cry.

I don't know why I clicked the "Update Journal" link. I don't have anything to write about ( Read more... )

happy steak & blowjobs day

you have precisely 6 hours and 45 minutes to come celebrate with me

oh god oh god why
I'm so stupid

Today I had some friends from high school over at my house. We watched Volver, then just kind of sat around and talked about the same thing we talk about every time we're together ( Read more... )