ron paul
Circle I Limbo

Immanuel Kant
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Rednecks
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Phil Fulmer
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Atahualpa
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Republicans
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Militant Vegans
Circle VII Burning Sands

The Auburn Tigers
Circle IIX Immersed in ( Read more... )

Why does everyone care so much?

In a few years, they won't matter at all.

A few years after that, you'll be dead.

Don't worry, be happy.

Don't whine, for crissake.

It's not that bad.

It's a self defeating post, but I feel better.

Mrs. Garrison and I had a fight today ( Read more... )

I'm ready for Christmas.
Can I get an amen?
bahaha.

Things are strange. Specific things, of course, but things in general as well. Especially them. I don't get them. Hesheitwethey.
mmm
toasty.

Whatever.

bork bork bork!

(kudos to whoever understands that.)

Lo, I have returned!

China was amazing. Many stories to tell.
Everyone needs to hang out with me as soon as possible, k? Because I miss you all very dearly.

That's all for now.

Tonight was an absolute BLAST ( Read more... )

I'm an officer in French Club?

Today got to me. Usually I deal with shitty days fairly well, but not today. Blech. So I came home and read Fight Club. Which was sorta depressing too. Oh well...let's just blame it on hormones and sexual frustration shall we?

Enough of this drivel.

So then, this is how it works: You comment, and I shall reply with a single word that describes you best.
Happy hunting, my little ewoks.

SECTION 1 - ABOUT YOURSELF ( Read more... )

10 LASTS

last cigarette: How about no...filthy cancer sticks
last beverage: Water...the milk of life.
last kiss: Ho hum, Jesslyn i suppose.
last movie: Bruce Almighty
last phone call: I'll say my mommy 
last cd played: Hot Fuss-The Killers.  Which was recently returned to me after a year of exile in riley's room.
last bubble bath: if by last bubble bath ( Read more... )