Secret Post 293

There is so many about love!

( And, ahem, other various topics that I would rather not mention. )

Secret Post 292

Wasn't there some deal about strawberries a while back? Well, good news, everyone-- here's more of 'em for ya.

( Not that -I- mind, it's a good flavor. )

Secret Post 291

More of the same, more of the same. Oh, wait-- nope, more of the same.

( Would it kill you guys to have some variety? )

Secret Post 290

I've noticed that people are rather fond of this 'first' comment game. So what is it that you do? Do you refresh the page all day waiting for the update in order to accomplish this? That is incredible, your patience and lack of anything better to do. But what you do with your own time is none of my business, isn't it.

( Enjoy your secrets. )

Secret Post 289

Hey, Zuko here. I'm going to be posting secrets for this community from now on or...something. That's what I'm supposed to say, right?

--Whatever, let's just get this over with.

( You guys are weird, you know that? )

Secret Post 288

Some of these are kind of painful to read.

( And not just because they're ugly. )

Secret Post 287

I apologize for the delay in the execution of this post. I have just been assigned to this position today, so I will request for you to excuse my ineptitude. I will attempt to compensate for my faults at a later date.

( However, I do not understand many of these... )

Secret Post 286

Aaah, Luke! I told you someone would get an idea after what you said last time!

( I don't think you're going to like it very much, though. )

Secret Post 285

Is it me or do you pathetic idiots have really bad taste? I'm a hundred percent sure that it's you guys. Where did all the "I'll kill you" secrets go, anyway?

( Those are way better than mushy gross ones. )

Secret Post 284

We're really sorry this is super late, everyone! While arguing with other mods over important matters, I guess everyone just lost track of the time! I am very disappointed that they aren't owning up to that!

--Oh oh, it's still April 1st in some places, right? Does that mean we can still play a trick on people?

( What do you mean it'll be too obvious now? )