Secret Post 283

Well, well, well... It looks like we have a lot of--what is that term you humans use?--ah right, 'closet homosexuals'. I do not care for what is considered acceptable amongst your people seeing as I find your species unattractive.

( These are amusing, to say the least. )

Secret Post 282

Hey, I have a secret: Remember all those ridiculously horrible secrets? Like the one about pushing a girl in a wheelchair down the stairs and all the embarrassing confessions instead of the dramatic ones?

...

I kinda miss 'em. Not like I encourage that kind of thing, but at least they were interesting.

--Okay, what the hell, livejournal ( Read more... )

Secret Post 281

I'm not really sure what to say about these.

( Some seem really nice and others are... not. )

Secret Post 280

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( Right, secrets. Enjoy. )

Secret Post 279

Sometimes I wonder why I still do this job.

( It's better than doing some other things, I guess... )

Secret Post 278

Half of these don't even seem like secrets, being so obvious. What a bunch of failures. Nothing escapes the great Alice's eye!

( Why do I bother? )

Secret Post 277

Sometimes I wish I got the weird ones on my shift.

( At least they're not boring. )

Secret Post 276

You know, when we complain about the lack of variety that doesn't mean make the secrets ugly and painful to look at.

( Some people actually want to be able to read these things. )

Secret Post 275

People confess here a lot, don't they?

( Maybe I should make a secret then. Hmmm... )

Secret Post 274

Oh dear, we have some that aren't safe for work! So don't look at this post at work, okay?

( --Or if you're pure of mind, ohoho! )