Secret Post 365

Who do I talk to about hiring new mods? There's something seriously wrong with the selection process.

( Especially lately )

Secret Post 364

I somehow don't remember signing up for this, and yet here I am. I'm a medic, and that's a far cry from therapist.

( These are comparatively tame, but I would still suggest some of you find help. )

Secret Post 363

Is this where you've been wasting all your time, Battleeeer? I guess you need something to distract you from all your losses! I suppose the secrets of others has some merit when it comes to amusement. I'll kindly lend my hand for now.

( You all could work on being a little more interesting, but what should I expect from humans? )

Secret Post 362

I could make better secrets than these in my sleep.

( Not like I'd really waste my time doing that )

Secret Post 361

This really wasn't what I was expecting when he said he had a new job for me, but I guess I can help for now.

( ... I hope some of these people get help too. )

Secret Post 360

Here we go, another post that makes you wonder just what some people do with their free time.

( What else would you expect? )

Secret Post 359

Alright, here goes the post for today.

( Although I guess most people would make a comment about not 'getting' these. )

Secret Post 358

Regardless of how long I have been employed here...

( ... I still fail to comprehend most things people say. )

Secret Post 357

A friend of mine once said that a man doesn't get too curious unless it's necessary. In some cases, I think it's better to not get too curious, period.

( Especially today )

Secret Post 356

I sort of want to go to Disney now.

( Do we get vacation time for this job? )