please someone tell me they saw the vma's last night. it was so sad seeing britney's come-back performance. she needs a hug. the whole show was extra awkward. and the highlight of my sunday. my party saturday was fantastic. from what i recall. i had a cooler full of jager that i was carrying all night. there must of been like 40 birthday blunts. ( Read more... )

i'm alive.

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motherfucking crystal fucking castles made me shit my pants! i threw my drink everywhere, i was so excited. and she danced with me! she got off stage and danced with ME. i couldve cried.

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fucking florida, i swear. it's robyn's 21st!! happy birthday beautiful! come gather friends! i'll be around for 2 weeks. it'll surely kill me.

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omgomgomgomgomgomg robyn's in labor!!!! i was like crying when i heard. apparently, she's taking it really well. just sitting there, bored looking. the only thing she's said is "no matter what, don't let brad in here. he'll get on my nerves." ogmgmogmgomgomgomgomgomgogmgogmdgjomgomg

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Kim: At age 37.5 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

my whole entire body hurts. party planning and event doing, is not what i want to do with my life anymore ever. we set up a west-coast convention for primerica at la sports arena. it was fucking nuts. so trippy being on-stage with cameras and lights and 13,000 people staring at me as i announced guest speakers. then i run off-stage to give the ( Read more... )