someone pinch my head off. these reoccuring dreams are really starting to freak me out, because now we're kissing and like a lot. and whoa. whoooooa. i have read the right books to interpret your looks, you were knocking me down with the palm of your eye. so lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaalala la la la la la laaaaa. la la la la. exactly like that. ( Read more... )

seriously though, resin scrape is the greatest band of all time. pass it on ( Read more... )

and fuck you so much heidi and jen. you get a diamond necklace so you fuck her man? that's some bullshit. come on lauren, let's fight them and have a threesome with spencer. even though he's not my type, that's not the point.

furthermore, why is trick daddy the sexiest man alive?

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You Passed 8th Grade Science
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today's winnings on ebay:


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watch that movie. and if you ever meet fred savage, don't ask him if paul was played by marilyn manson. cough cough gag.

note to self: no one cares. stop drinking so damn much. no one normal carries bottles of jager in their purse on a daily basis. no one normal has to stay drunk to not be so nervous. no one normal buries "treasures" in the ground, repeatedly. and to round this all out, no one cares ESPECIALLY when you're drunk and you think they care and you keep ( Read more... )