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[icaststhespells]

Hey, creepy massage girl chick from before! Elizabeth, or whatever. You wanted one of Santa's claws or whatever, right? Well... this totally counts. There ya go, you have fun with that. Reward please.

And hey, everyone else. I'm a policeman or castle guard or something now. I'm feeling pretty good about the job. Good as in "I've got an invincible

Comments

1/2

[velvetassistant]

*Elizabeth looks down at the finger* This is not a sand claw. This is a digit.

Re: 1/2

[velvetassistant]

However, it is the genuine 1. And that fellow did appear to be Santa.

I will accept this as a completed request. *You have received [Extra Life]!*

[icaststhespells]

Yeah, he uh, he was defintely Santa, alright.

Incidentally, if he comes looking for me, this conversation never happened.

[velvetassistant]

Should you not be proud of your accomplishment?

[icaststhespells]

I'm just.

Modest.

Yeah.

[velvetassistant]

Oh, that is very sweet of you. I could yell it from the roof tops in your stead. It is a very impressive accomplishment, after all.

[icaststhespells]

It would be, uh, selfish of me to let you do something like that. We should really just keep it between us.

[velvetassistant]

But your selfishness in this case would be more than made up by my own selflessness, or the free back re-alignment you gave me before.

[icaststhespells]

That wasn't selfless! I was, um, molesting you! It was all done for my own horrible perverted lust. Yes.

Stop talking Black Mage.

[velvetassistant]

Oh no~ I'm a very good judge of character. You are a rare breed! Someone so selfless that they will weave webs of falsehood to avoid having credit because to them it is not necessary~

((Want her to go announce it or not by the end of this? If you don't care I will seriously flip a coin))

[icaststhespells]

You're just screwing with me now, aren't you.

[[Up to you! =D]]

[velvetassistant]

((Fate smiles upon Black Mage. As for whether Elizabeth is screwing with him? You decide.))

*she laughs a little* I suppose you have been rewarded though, haven't you?

[icaststhespells]

Yes! Yes I have. I've been rewarded so hard it hurts. Now we can safely end this line of conversation forever.