I wann be free like a butterfly -- I wanna do whatever I wanna do. And lately I've been feeling like I'm on a leash. And I feel like I wanna break free and just break every single rule that has been placed upon me. I'm a free person dammit and if I wanna make bad decisions then I should be able to make them ( Read more... )

THIS ORDER DECREED BY LORD KEVIN ( Read more... )

"I go through vibrators like an emo kid goes through razors."
~ME

"Alley wouldn't sleep with you if she got the Bubonic Plague after getting AIDS"
"And if she did it would only be to give you the AIDS."
~Dan/Jason

"you make me smile when I think about you...well, you and The Office"

"I like sex doggie style -- that way my hair doesn't get messed up"

maybe I'll think of more later, but those are the two that make me smile today.

"You represent and actively encourage all of my worst habits
They all are
Proof that we're both capable of the most terrible things
Don't test me."
~Taking Back Sunday

Have you ever had something that makes you feel so warm and fuzzy inside that you just can't stop thinking about it, and every time you do, you just melt? Lately, it's like everything gives me that feeling -- and I'm just happy -- even at work I was tired as hell, but I was singing "Pens and staplers, pens and staplers, pens and staplers, pencils ( Read more... )

Ummmm ( Read more... )

If all of the high schools get the day off -- I'm taking it too, except of course for my Rock History class cuz it only meets once a week.

I'm dying my hair right now and I have this fear that it'll be horrible cuz I did streaks and I did them alone...so we'll see. I'm so fucking tired ( Read more... )