So once upon a time, there lived a magical person named Wanda Kao (me) who met the two most awesomenest people in the whole wide universe, named Hani the Magnificant and Justin the Coolest Person in the Universe ( Read more... )

Hani dictates my life. She tells me what to wear, what to eat, when to sleep, when to stay online. She is so mean to me... all the time. Leave me alone hani rahman!

HELLO! i never update this gosh darn thing cuz i'm an idiot. i love hani. i think she's rather enchanting. she wears the pants in our relationship. we go running. for boys.

That was Hani.

Chistopher Pang is the nicest boy in the world! Thank you for putting up with my horrible tennis skills or there lack of.

Yesterday I was very lucky. 3 very good things happened to me that usually do not occur. Today was a bad day. But i don't want to talk about it.

I am fated to live in a garbage can.

There is not enough of Angelina Jolie in Sky Captain, but when she was on screen she was so hot! I know that Josephine and Hani agree with me. :) We have so much in common. Josephine always acts high and super giggly when we are together. Tis lots of fun.

Dude the olympic judges are hella racist. It is sooooo impossible for Paul Hamm to win the gold after being in 12th place (the last place there is). I mean on vault, he fell on his butt and the judges had to stop him from rolling off the mat for goodness sakes. They still gave him a 9. something. And the Asian guy didn't put his hand in the correct ( Read more... )

I think my mother should have named me Pieter van den Hoogenband Illie Popescu Kao.
Because that is the awesomest name EVER. Yes, I understand that the name is composed of olympic male athletes' names but it's really fun saying it.

I am in love with Hawaii and all the hot locals and tourists there! Wow there are lots of good looking people in Hawaii. A week in Oahu was not enough. Boo ( Read more... )